What are your favorite smart-alec quote, sayings or one-liners?
I’m looking for the kind you see on TShirts & Bumper stickers.
Keep it clean, please. This is for my 12 year old neice. We are decorating T- shirts together.
I could also use some for the parents.
Examples:
“I’m only wearing black until they make something darker”
“My dog’s favorite snack is my homework.”
“what if the hokey-pokey isn’t what it’s all about?”
“I’m not selfish. I just like things my way.”
“It’s Hard to Soar with Eagles, When Your surrounded by turkey’s”
“Consciousness- That Annoying time between naps”
“Speling isn’t everything”
“Don’t blame me, I voted for … Oh, yea. I didn’t vote.”
practice makes perfect. no one is perfect. why practice?
im not late, everyone else is just early.
Your mom
Quotes & Sayings
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Magnetic Poetry – Little Box of Smut Words $4.53 From the makers of the original Magnetic Poetry Kit. This little kit contains 72 word magnets in a tin container. Racy and rude, yet poetic…. |
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Quotable Peace Mug $10.95 Peace. It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart. – unknown Generous 14 oz. dishwasher safe ceramic white matte finish mug individually boxed for gift giving. From Quotable Cards…. |
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WORK HARD / PLAY HARD / & BE KIND 1.25 Magnet $0.01 These magnets are manufactured from the highest quality materials… made of a hard metal base, thick mylar, strong magnet and true to life vibrant colors. Put them on your refrigerator, locker, file cabinet or any metal object you can think of! Magnets are great party favors for your next gathering and also make great prizes/giveaways. They are wonderful gifts for everyone!… |
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Lord I Apologize $9.84 All products are BRAND NEW and factory sealed. Fast shipping and 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed…. |
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Praying the Rosary with St. Therese of Lisieux Cd $19.95 Imagine praying the rosary while the Little Flower of God speaks to you on the way of holiness and love of God! This Cd set walks you through the full 20 decade rosary with 200 quotes and short reflections of St Therese while you seek the intercession of Mary…. |
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For My Son on Graduation Day Touching 8×10 Poem, Double-matted in Dark Green Over Burgundy and Enhanced with Watercolor Graphics. A Graduation Gift. $11.95 This beautiful, heart-stirring verse was created by nationally recognized poet, Genie Graveline. Her work can be found in fine gift stores throughout the country. This quality product is 8 x 10 in size. It is double matted. The Verse is…..”.For My Son On Graduation Day”…… Today, as you graduate, …… |
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Mother’s Day Greeting Card Sister-In-Law $1.25 Cover: A Mother’s Day message for a SPECIAL SISTER-IN-LAW that comes with warmest wishes to express how often you are thought about throughout the busy year. Inside: …and just how much you’re wished such happiness. Have a Wonderful Mother’s Day… |
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Ouch! Quotes & Quips Bandages $4.95 Ouch! Quotes and Quips Band Aid Collection will heal your ‘boo-boo’s and offer just as much protection as a normal, boring bandage. “A little pain never hurt anyone.” – Unknown |
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Press Any Key…no, No, No, Not That One Funny Saying on Computer Mousepad $9.99 Funny saying on New computer mousepad 9″x7″ soft and thick Rubber Based… |
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Funny Quotes And Sayings – Recovery – Mouse Pads $11.99 Recovery Mouse Pad is measuring 8w x 8h x .25d, soft commercial quality high resolution product. The image is permanent and becomes part of the mouse pad surface. Our transfer method produces professional matte finish with Premium Quality and Superior image resolution…. |
